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[Header ID. An edit of just the hands from The Creation of Adam, showing Adam passing God a joint. End ID.] [Icon ID. Me from the waist down, walking across a log in a meadow. I'm shirtless, wearing red shorts, fishnets, and red converse. End ID.]

updating this bc its close enough to my birthday ill forget if i dont do it now

hi im danny im 22, he/it/xe

this blog is 16+ and ill soft/block you if i cant verify your age

i scan all my new followers and ill kick you if you’re a terf or a rpf freak so lets cut the middle man and you losers can just leave me alone!

mutuals and friends can always ask for an invite to my server!

i write image descriptions for all images i post and try to find/write them for stuff i rb. if you reblog something from me and add an undescribed image ill be a bitch about it so heres a post abt how to write ID’s and we can avoid that :) if you want something ID’d and don’t know how/dont have the energy you can send it to me and odds are I can do it!

have fun be safe dont be a dick

katarascape:

katarascape:

school teachers. do you like them?

no

yes

I’m a teacher and [reasons why teachers are blah blah blah]

mixed feelings. Elaborate

I’m getting unreasonably mad about how absolutely appalling my teachers in school were and i have to know what other people think.

my lecturer answered my questions, post cancelled everybody go home

magicmooshka:

magicmooshka:

Hi artists if you’re reading this I need you to know that it’s EXTREMELY necessary to have a folder on your phone called “bragging” where you save the screenshots of your favorite comments and sweet messages and shares and artist follow backs. So when you feel like your art sucks and you’ve only ever received praise out of pity, you can look back and realize that that feeling is wrong. The best way to combat imposter syndrome is to record your accomplishments. Keep reminders of your hard work and its reward. Actively try to be self-obsessed. Ok that’s all, go eat some fruit while you’re at it!

oh yeah this applies to writers too

bituin-describes:

ID: A white and a brown dragon plushie posed sitting on a bridge with fallen leaves strewn around them, each with their snouts touching the other’s. ED

stpansy:

what if an emo band from chicago hunted you for sport with a magic eight ball

pyrchance:

what gets me about the magic 8 ball is just the fact that they must be holing up and practicing all these songs together on tour. which, like, yeah of course. but also, not of course. they are choosing to do the extra work and spend the extra time and dig into things that come with bruises and i love this band so much

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

There’s just this attitude that a lot of weed users have surrounding their drug use (nicotine/tobacco and caffeine addicts also) that irks me because they rely on this idea that they aren’t “like those REAL drug users,” because weed isn’t addictive (untrue) or it’s not a “real drug” (untrue) or it’s good for them (in some situations, maybe) whereas obviously all those other “REAL drugs” are completely different, don’t lump them in with those other addicts, etc etc etc. And it’s really frustrating as someone who has used or currently uses those “REAL drugs” or has a history with addiction getting stigmatized even by other drug users/addicts. Like I said, caffeine and nictotine and even a lot of drinkers do this too. Maybe if you have to light up three times a day or if you have to have 12oz of caffeine three times a day or if you go through three cigarettes a day or if you need three glasses of wine a day you have more in common with your fellow addicts and/or users than you want to admit, and maybe the only reason you don’t want to admit that is because you see something wrong with “REAL drugs” and the people who use them.

Btw my point here is not that caffeine addiction and meth addiction are the same either in the drugs’ effects or the process towards sobriety/quitting and tbh that shouldn’t be your takeaway my point is that people with more socially acceptable addictions often contribute to and reinforce the stigmatization of addictions that are not socially acceptable and that sucks and I’m tired.

fobdescribed:

ginasfslive:

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what the fuck is going on.

[Image: a screenshot from setlist.fm of the following tracks:

12. Bang the Doldrums

13. 27

14. Fake Out

15. Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner (Acoustic)]

cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

intersex-support:

intersex-support:

intersex-support:

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Image description: [Poster with intersex inclusive progress pride flag in the background. Text reads: Every Body Free Screenings. Boston, Thursday June 22 at 7pm. AMC Boston Common (175 Tremont St). Minneapolis, Thursday June 22 at 7pm. Showplace ICON at the West End (1625 West End Blvd). Philadelphia, Thursday June 22 at 7pm. PFS East (125 Sansom St Walkway). Chicago, Monday June 26 at 7pm. AMC River East 21 (322 E Illinois St). Los Angeles, Tuesday, June 27 at 6:30 pm. AMC The Grove (189 the Grove Dr). Q&A following the screening with Academy Award nominated, Emmy winning director Julie Cohen, producer Tommy Nguyen, and participant River Gallo. New York, Wednesday June 28th at 7pm. AMC Lincoln Square (1998 Broadway). Introduction by Academy Award-nominated, Emmy-winning director Julie Cohen.]

Summary of the film:

Every Body is a revelatory investigation of the lives of intersex people. The film tells the stories of three individuals who have moved from childhoods marked by shame, secrecy, and non-consensual surgeries to thriving adulthoods after each decided to set aside medical advice to keep their bodies a secret and instead came out as their authentic selves. Actor and screenwriter River Gallo (they/them), political consultant Alicia Roth Weigel (she/they), and Ph.D. student Sean Saifa Wall (he/him) are now leaders in a fast-growing global movement advocating for greater understanding of the intersex community and an end to unnecessary surgeries. Woven into the story is a stranger-than-fiction case of medical abuse, featuring exclusive footage from the NBC News archives, which helps explain the modern-day treatment of intersex people.”

I just got back from watching an early screening of this film and it was beautiful, powerful, and meaningful in ways I did not expect! Met so many intersex people in my city and it was just really really, incredible.

Really recommend watching this film for any intersex people. This is the link to rsvp to the free screenings.

The film will also be available in theaters on June 30th.

So, so excited about this!

This film is now available in many movie theaters across the US! It is really worth seeing if you can find it in a cinema near you. The director told me that it will eventually be out on streaming services, but that it will take a while. Really recommend this film so much for everyone to watch-I cannot express how important and meaningful it is.

Every Body is now available to watch online on multiple platforms! Check it out.

tilde-heart:

os0ik0i:

vangoghcore:

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by tristan.todd

[ID; two pictures of an overgrown, shady forest with a small waterfall to the left. You can see the sunlight coming through the branches, and a small rainbow going through the trees in front of the waterfall. /ID end]

[Text transcript: by tristan.todd. End transcript]

savaralyn2:

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[ID. Two digitally painted renderings of what is labeled as ‘corn with big kernels’, which look like regular cobs of corn except that they have five to nine kernels which wrap all the way around the cob. There is also a small sketch of a person eating another cob, dripping a lot of juice as they do. End ID.]

hiraeth-starguy:

guccimedusa:

goldcrescent:

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I’d best be seeing that anti JKR energy for this twilight show too bc Smeyer continuing to profit off the Quileute tribe is not cute

I keep seeing people on Twitter being all “I’m sure they’ll be more respectful and mindful of the Quileute tribe this time around.”

Except, they won’t be. Even if they get actual Native American actors to play these characters, even if they bring on a Native American to serve as a cultural advisor, it wont matter. Why? Because Smeyer appropriated a real Native American tribe and twisted their culture and history in her fantasy books for her own profit.

This fictional Quileute Tribe is and always will be disrespectful to the real life Quileute tribe.

The Quileute Tribe is still taking donations to move out of the immediate tsunami zone as of April 2023. Instead of directing attention to this TV series if/when comes out (and even if it doesn’t honestly), please consider supporting the tribe financially here if you can afford it.

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